• Lionello Lunesu (4/4) Feb 08 2007 Everybody should know this "joke" by now:
• Lionello Lunesu (7/15) Feb 08 2007 First entry:
• Alexander Panek (2/7) Feb 08 2007 LOL great one :D
• Tom S (2/8) Feb 08 2007 foreach (toe; foot) mixin(`shoot();`);
• Vladimir Panteleev (14/21) Feb 08 2007 oot-in-any-programming-language/
• Bradley Smith (6/14) Feb 08 2007 You can't decide which bullets to load in your gun: DMD/Phobos bullets,
• Serg Kovrov (4/9) Feb 18 2007 That's a good one! =)

Lionello Lunesu <lio lunesu.remove.com> writes:

Everybody should know this "joke" by now:

http://www.fullduplex.org/humor/2006/10/how-to-shoot-yourself-in-the-foot-in-any-programming-language/

So, how would you shoot yourself in the foot in D?

L.

Lionello Lunesu <lio lunesu.remove.com> writes:

Lionello Lunesu wrote:
 Everybody should know this "joke" by now:
 
 http://www.fullduplex.org/humor/2006/10/how-to-shoot-yourself-in-the-foot-in-any-p
ogramming-language/ 
 
 
 So, how would you shoot yourself in the foot in D?
 
 L.

First entry:

Blue Man  Oct 4th, 2006 at 10:39 am

D
You shoot yourself in the foot in two linse using a builtin Gun and 
Bullet[].

The experience is so enjoyable you shoot yourself again….

Alexander Panek <a.panek brainsware.org> writes:

Lionello Lunesu wrote:
 D
 You shoot yourself in the foot in two linse using a builtin Gun and 
 Bullet[].
 
 The experience is so enjoyable you shoot yourself again….

LOL great one :D

Tom S <h3r3tic remove.mat.uni.torun.pl> writes:

Lionello Lunesu wrote:
 Everybody should know this "joke" by now:
 
 http://www.fullduplex.org/humor/2006/10/how-to-shoot-yourself-in-the-foot-in-any-p
ogramming-language/ 
 
 
 So, how would you shoot yourself in the foot in D?

foreach (toe; foot) mixin(`shoot();`);

"Vladimir Panteleev" <thecybershadow gmail.com> writes:

On Thu, 08 Feb 2007 13:30:53 +0200, Lionello Lunesu <lio lunesu.remove.c=
om> wrote:

 Everybody should know this "joke" by now:

 http://www.fullduplex.org/humor/2006/10/how-to-shoot-yourself-in-the-f=

oot-in-any-programming-language/
 So, how would you shoot yourself in the foot in D?

While not as funny, I found this in a forum post a while ago:

 C++: "If you shoot yourself in the foot, it's your own fault."
 Java: "You may not do anything that could potentially result in gettin=

g shot in the foot. If it makes your job harder, too bad."


shot in the foot. But if you really need that restriction lifted, just s=
ay so."
 D: "If you shoot yourself in the foot, it's your own fault. But safety=

 measures have been implemented to make it less likely and less painful.=
"

( from http://forums.indiegamer.com/showpost.php?p=3D37058&postcount=3D8=
 )

-- =

Best regards,
  Vladimir                          mailto:thecybershadow gmail.com

Bradley Smith <digitalmars-com baysmith.com> writes:

Lionello Lunesu wrote:
 Everybody should know this "joke" by now:
 
 http://www.fullduplex.org/humor/2006/10/how-to-shoot-yourself-in-the-foot-in-any-p
ogramming-language/ 
 
 
 So, how would you shoot yourself in the foot in D?
 
 L.

You can't decide which bullets to load in your gun: DMD/Phobos bullets, 
DMD/Tango bullets, GDC/Phobos bullets, or GDC/Tango bullets. After 
deciding, you discover that the bullets are not compatible with the 
scope library which is already mounted on the gun. However, the gun is 
shiny and new, and looks great hanging on the wall waiting to be used.

Serg Kovrov <kovrov no.spam> writes:

Bradley Smith wrote:
 You can't decide which bullets to load in your gun: DMD/Phobos bullets, 
 DMD/Tango bullets, GDC/Phobos bullets, or GDC/Tango bullets. After 
 deciding, you discover that the bullets are not compatible with the 
 scope library which is already mounted on the gun. However, the gun is 
 shiny and new, and looks great hanging on the wall waiting to be used.

That's a good one! =)

-- 
serg.